August292014

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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(Source: bijection, via heart)

10PM

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via supnikita)

10PM

lordkat:

lordkat:

can i have a fork

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do you have a metal one

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i planned this for days guys why wont you love me

(via iamthewhitegirl)

10PM
wiggleman99:

it me

wiggleman99:

it me

(Source: qq45xx, via iamthewhitegirl)

10PM

yasslana:

I’m going to hell omg

(via sexymedic)

10PM

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(Source: moon-sylph, via james-asslow)

10PM

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via intensional)

10PM
familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

(via damn-funny)

10PM

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

image

(via damn-funny)

10PM
theconcealedweapon:

blacknoonajade:

This is the picture that is being spread around Twitter that “proves” Michael was charging the officer.

1. Michael Brown wasn’t a skinny athletic white woman running the fucking 100m dash off blocks. 
2. He had on flips flops. You ever tried running in some flops? Even if he had on sneakers, they aren’t track cleats that weigh next to nothing.
3.He had to have weighed an easy 200+ lbs. Do you think he could match the angle of her body considering THEY WERE DIFFERENT HEIGHTS AND WEIGHTS?
4. THIS ISN’T HOW PHYSICS AND GUN TRAJECTORY WORK AND COMMON SENSE WORK.
Stop it. Stop proving how stupid you are. It’s hilarious to see you try.
Source: https://twitter.com/leeleemunster/status/502561868641476608
(TW: It’s on of the most idiotic anti-liberal Twitter pages I’ve had the unfortunate luck to come across) 

Those are very precise shots for a moving target (especially coming from a person who some say was beaten almost to the point of unconsciousness), and he must have been able to defy gravity if he could stay in that position throughout the duration of six shots. If someone is shot in a sprinting position, they’re most likely going down immediately, and there’d most likely be cuts and scrapes from when they hit the ground. If someone’s shot while kneeling, they may not fall right away because it’s a more stable position. 

theconcealedweapon:

blacknoonajade:

This is the picture that is being spread around Twitter that “proves” Michael was charging the officer.

1. Michael Brown wasn’t a skinny athletic white woman running the fucking 100m dash off blocks. 

2. He had on flips flops. You ever tried running in some flops? Even if he had on sneakers, they aren’t track cleats that weigh next to nothing.

3.He had to have weighed an easy 200+ lbs. Do you think he could match the angle of her body considering THEY WERE DIFFERENT HEIGHTS AND WEIGHTS?

4. THIS ISN’T HOW PHYSICS AND GUN TRAJECTORY WORK AND COMMON SENSE WORK.

Stop it. Stop proving how stupid you are. It’s hilarious to see you try.

Source: https://twitter.com/leeleemunster/status/502561868641476608

(TW: It’s on of the most idiotic anti-liberal Twitter pages I’ve had the unfortunate luck to come across) 

Those are very precise shots for a moving target (especially coming from a person who some say was beaten almost to the point of unconsciousness), and he must have been able to defy gravity if he could stay in that position throughout the duration of six shots. If someone is shot in a sprinting position, they’re most likely going down immediately, and there’d most likely be cuts and scrapes from when they hit the ground. If someone’s shot while kneeling, they may not fall right away because it’s a more stable position. 

(via james-asslow)

10PM

mad-hatter-with-a-box:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

This land is a dream

(via guy)

10PM

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: 1druinedmysociallife, via james-asslow)

10PM

sydloohoo:

"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

(via sexymedic)

10PM

kronos-keeper:

tinaconte:

underscorex:

mma-gifs:

Sport Science S02E11: World’s Toughest Woman (June/21/2009)

"Gina can land all 8 blows in a blistering 3 seconds. And how much does this maelstrom combine to generate? An amazing 4,800 pounds of force. That’s like a North Pacific giant octopus pounding you with all 8 of it’s arms. Translation: In 3 seconds, Gina could brake your ribs, give you a concussion, shatter your nose, rupture your spleen, cause internal bleeding, and put you down for the count."

but women can’t be superheroes

I want to be her.

ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW THIS SHIT. 

(via james-asslow)

10PM

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via beyoncescock)

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