October182014

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck

(via trust)

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wessasaurus-rex:

breakfasttelevision:

My school library gets it

DONE

wessasaurus-rex:

breakfasttelevision:

My school library gets it

DONE

(via damn-funny)

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kobetyrant:

omg

(via diet-tampon)

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pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via a-gay-elephant-called-jonathan)

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bdoulaoblongata:

say word. #UnarmedCivilian #Ferguson

bdoulaoblongata:

say word. #UnarmedCivilian #Ferguson

(via arcaniumagi)

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ebeanezerscrooge:

go to pringles prison you piece of shit do not pass go do not collect 200 dog dollars

ebeanezerscrooge:

go to pringles prison you piece of shit do not pass go do not collect 200 dog dollars

(Source: queue-bee, via neptunain)

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thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

(Source: theblogofeternalstench, via thefirstgaypridewasariot)

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